First, we must open the brain-case to look for the writings. Use the dull knife so you not change the mind (heh, heh, I made joke).
All joking aside, Mengu-daifu says always dry brain-paper before reading the mind.. cuz everything is blood soaked..
Once you see what is said then we have read the mind. No more misunderstanding!!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Mongu Daifu Says #2: Lucky in Love; Unlucky At Cards!
With slowing growth and the strain of the financial sector crisis, our world today is a shrinking balloon that has been blown away in the air by its own leaking gas. Newspaper headlines are mostly related to bankruptcy, employee lay-off or stock decline. Corporations who want to keep up their businesses have been forced to freeze headcounts while reducing non-revenue-positive activities/budgets by at least 50% for the year of 2009. Some say that people should be prepared for a 3-year economic ice age.
Forgot to mention, the gas leaking balloon is actually large, warm, pink and heart shaped, with me and Charlie living in it. You know what Mengu Daifu would say: “Lucky in love, unlucky at cards/cash making.”
As a young professional working in the communications consultant business, I have strongly felt the pressure of business maintenance and development. Meanwhile, I have been informed that there will not be any compensation enhancement in the near future, despite the fact I was told in July, 2008 that I should be receiving a promotion in January, 2009...;
As a landlord of my own apartment, I genuinely concern how much money I can continue to make from that property. I certainly will not be able to raise its rental price in the next year;
As a quality consumer, I have reduced much of my purchasing desires than anytime before.
I do feel excited about having the opportunity to experience a global event/crisis like this, but, on the other hand… why do people in my generation have to put up with so much ugly drama?!
Forgot to mention, the gas leaking balloon is actually large, warm, pink and heart shaped, with me and Charlie living in it. You know what Mengu Daifu would say: “Lucky in love, unlucky at cards/cash making.”
As a young professional working in the communications consultant business, I have strongly felt the pressure of business maintenance and development. Meanwhile, I have been informed that there will not be any compensation enhancement in the near future, despite the fact I was told in July, 2008 that I should be receiving a promotion in January, 2009...;
As a landlord of my own apartment, I genuinely concern how much money I can continue to make from that property. I certainly will not be able to raise its rental price in the next year;
As a quality consumer, I have reduced much of my purchasing desires than anytime before.
I do feel excited about having the opportunity to experience a global event/crisis like this, but, on the other hand… why do people in my generation have to put up with so much ugly drama?!
Mengu Daifu Says #1: You grow what you eat!
Last week Charlie and I were invited to a dinner at my Mongolian friends' house and degust the very famous Turtle Soup for the first time. My Mongolian friends happened to be homosexual and are genuinely enthusiastic about any food that may generate physical stimulations to their bodies.
Mengu Daifu says: ”You grow what you eat!”
Eat turtles can help developing male genitalia;
Eat fish eyes can enhance eyesight;
Eat fat pork skin can give better skin quality…
…
So a turtle soup wouldn’t do anything for me really, I hardly had any interest in experimenting it and I was discussed by sharing how the soup was made.
“I let the turtle biting one end of a chop stick so its head would stick out to be chopped off,” my friend elaborated while enjoying his soup , “I had to be quick and accurate when chopping off the turtle head, and turtle’s 4 legs maintained moving even after I chopped off his head. That was just scary!” Dead turtle must be pressed under a piece of very heavy stone in order to squeeze its blood out as much as possible- “Dead turtle’s blood should be unedible,” explained my friend, “we washed the turtle very carefully and boiled it for 4 hours to ensure all nutritious elements were cooked into the soup. The head-less turtle cramped after it was thrown in hot water, we worrid it would jump out but it finally stopped moving in the pot.”
Cooked turtle meat appeared smooth and chewy, the soup looked a bit gray. The whole pot of soup was finished within half an hour.
I checked Charlie after he had 4 bowls of it, his body was as masculine as usual. Maybe I should have measured certain length before and after the dinner… :-l
Mengu Daifu says: ”You grow what you eat!”
Eat turtles can help developing male genitalia;
Eat fish eyes can enhance eyesight;
Eat fat pork skin can give better skin quality…
…
So a turtle soup wouldn’t do anything for me really, I hardly had any interest in experimenting it and I was discussed by sharing how the soup was made.
“I let the turtle biting one end of a chop stick so its head would stick out to be chopped off,” my friend elaborated while enjoying his soup , “I had to be quick and accurate when chopping off the turtle head, and turtle’s 4 legs maintained moving even after I chopped off his head. That was just scary!” Dead turtle must be pressed under a piece of very heavy stone in order to squeeze its blood out as much as possible- “Dead turtle’s blood should be unedible,” explained my friend, “we washed the turtle very carefully and boiled it for 4 hours to ensure all nutritious elements were cooked into the soup. The head-less turtle cramped after it was thrown in hot water, we worrid it would jump out but it finally stopped moving in the pot.”
Cooked turtle meat appeared smooth and chewy, the soup looked a bit gray. The whole pot of soup was finished within half an hour.
I checked Charlie after he had 4 bowls of it, his body was as masculine as usual. Maybe I should have measured certain length before and after the dinner… :-l
What Is A Mengu Daifu?
Mengu Daifu 蒙古大夫 (direct translation Mongolian Doctor), is commonly used as a Chinese phrase to describe quacks or charlatan doctors. According to the Xinhua News (http://www.zonaeuropa.com/20061228_1.htm), "Mengu Daifu 蒙古大夫" (Mongolian Doctor) has become a banned term while the term "Mongolian" is also banned to refer to the condition of Down syndrome. It may represent many's personally opinions that the term "Mengu Daifu 蒙古大夫" does great discredit to the centuries of medical science developed in Mongolia as well as the excellence medical workers in that country who are still working under frontier conditions.
Introduction of the 3 contributors for Mengu Daifu:
1. Ms. Saina- Born in Inner Mongolia as half Daur 达斡尔族 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daur) half Mongolian 蒙古族 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongols);
2. Mr. Charlie- Majored in Human Physiology in the USA;
3. Mengu Daifu- Saina+Charlie
Mengu Daifu is a fun but naive, unjudgemental but narrow-mined fake character. This blog is to share what a Mengu Daifu, aka a charlatan Mongolian doctor would say about anything and everything. Mengu Daifu thanks you for your viewership and welcomes your comments from every perspective possible.
Introduction of the 3 contributors for Mengu Daifu:
1. Ms. Saina- Born in Inner Mongolia as half Daur 达斡尔族 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daur) half Mongolian 蒙古族 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongols);
2. Mr. Charlie- Majored in Human Physiology in the USA;
3. Mengu Daifu- Saina+Charlie
Mengu Daifu is a fun but naive, unjudgemental but narrow-mined fake character. This blog is to share what a Mengu Daifu, aka a charlatan Mongolian doctor would say about anything and everything. Mengu Daifu thanks you for your viewership and welcomes your comments from every perspective possible.
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